1. Cranky Tattoed Penis Man.
2. Michelle as chum
3. Charades in the sauna
4. The Dancing Queen
5. Going dutch on the breakfast burrito
6. VUCA - Very Uncomfortable Contact Attack
7. Patti getting sent to the bottom of the queue
8. Michelle scoring the barmaid's shirt from her boss
9. The McGanty girls without McGanty
10. The Bacardi girls with Bacardi
11. Garfinkle's moose
12. Byron Loves Steph
13. Thumbs down on Steph's Stud Muffin smoking
14. Ice skating
15. Nancy and Patti walking down the green trail
16. Nancy's account at the PharmaSave
17. Carla "No Downloading" Petillo
18. Glacier by braille
19. Safety Cone hat
20. No snorting
21. John's mountain rule #7: Don't get on lift or terrain while impaired by drugs or alcohol
22. Debbie going down the infamous "steep slope" head first
23. Boston borderline boy gives Patti email address
24. We need a snapper
25. Bus bathroom light monitor
26. Eugenie fell on her moguls and left an inverse mogul imprint
27. Eugenie got her moguls massaged
28. John agreed with Marc about the Taco Bar
29. The bus driver would not stop at the 7-11
30. Carla, "is everyone wet enough?". Patti, "no". Debbie, "well, we're not talking about that, Patti."
31. No tacks, banana peels, empty cans or wine bottles in the bus toilet
32. "Well, Debbie, what will it be, the moguls or the narrow chute?"
33. Smuggling Nancy into Canada
34. Check your fly, Marc
AND FINALLY
35. Don't put John in charge of your luggage!